Random Things I wish would happen to make my life easier

1. Chartwells going away forever

2. Me getting my college paid for for some random reason.....like being black

3. My future wife walking up to me tomorrow and saying "Hi Stephen I am your future wife"

4. 2pac deciding to come back

5. My advisor calls me tomorrow and saying that I don't have to take 4 semesters of Spanish

6. Eagles winning the super bowl with Vick at QB

7. Me getting a car

8. Me getting a check in the mail for 1 million dollars from Obama and it saying in the letter "go make it rain son"

9. Lil Wayne deciding to be serious about rap

10. Me getting my own show. (It would be very entertaining)

11. LeBron James not going to Miami

12. My persuasion professor telling me what will be on the test instead of just saying "read your book"

13. Me getting my own car

14. Jay-Z ends his rap career

15. Shaq ending his NBA career. Just give it up big man you have nothing to prove.

16. Me getting my own car

17. Me meeting Chamilionaire

18. David Stern not being NBA commissioner

19. Bil Reilly losing his show

20. Me getting my last check from lifetime

21. Me getting a car


22. The water fountain on my floor to stop shooting water straight up when you press the button....smh